You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r u human?
Stranger: why wouldn’t i be
You: i heard robots type pretty fast
Stranger: oh rly
You: like 30wpm
Stranger: it’s called practice
You: u r right
You: so wats up?
Stranger: can a robot listen to techno while typing
You: it can probably type to techno
Stranger: if i had a beard i would stroke it
You: is techno not based on the heartbeat of a robot?
You: u can always stroke ur hair
Stranger: well maybe or is based off the sounds of a robot orgy
Stranger: i do have nice locks for a guy
You: hope there is a mechanic involved
You: im imagining blonde curls
Stranger: there most likey is for the sake of sanity
Stranger: try red
Stranger: i’m a ginger
Stranger: a ginger snap
You: have u got a hold of ur soul?
Stranger: i get a freckle for every soul i steal
You: the dermatologist must hate u